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attractive person: hi
me: is this some kind of sick joke

thatfunnyblog:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

Yesss

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

troyesivanisjesus:

i want this engraved on my gravestone


Same

troyesivanisjesus:

i want this engraved on my gravestone

Same

finallyfam0uss:

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING


hahahahahahah

finallyfam0uss:

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

hahahahahahah